开心快车
What do you get if you cross a shark with some keys？
Lockjaw.
如果你横穿一条戴着钥匙的鲨鱼你会得到什么呢？
破伤风。
Why did the farmer plough his field with a steamroller?
He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.
为什么农民用压路机犁地？
他想种压碎的马铃薯。
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a kangaroo?
pouched eggs.
如果把袋鼠和小鸡杂交你将得到什么呢？
有袋子的鸡蛋。
Teacher：“When do you like school the best?”
Pupil：“When it's closed.”
老师：“你什么时候最喜欢学校？”
学生“当它关闭的时候”。
湖北/李芳
